Biggest Klutz

Remember when you were a senior in high school and you voted for Most Likely To Succeed, Most Friendly, Most Studious and so on? Yeah well I tried my hardest to get all the votes for Most Friendly. Although I came in close if I remember correctly, I was crowned with something totally unexpected (to me at least).

Biggest Klutz.

Whaa? I never tripped and busted my butt at school (not in front of anyone anyway) but my classmates voted me Biggest Klutz anyway.

I never thought I lived up to the title...until here recently.

Every Sunday, while putting away laundry, I jam my hip into the corner of our dining room table. Um, it's been there a few months now. Why in the hell is it jumping out at me all of a sudden and running into me?!

Stupid table.

Oh but it gets worse. Monday, at work I was helping a kid (who is potty traning) get onto the potty. Yeah, I lifted her up because she's a littttttttle one and I busted my head open*. 

Oh yes I did.

I saw stars. Literally. I was just waiting to pass out in front of that poor kid in the bathroom. I checked for blood to make sure I wasn't bleeding anywhere but there wasn't any. Thankfully, I caught my breath and went and told the other teacher I was working with that I'd just hit my head (biggest klutz right here!) really hard so if I passed out that's why.

I didn't pass out. There was no blood. But OHMYGOSH the headache. No bueno. So, that night while I was in the shower I felt a lump on my head and I found what you'll see in the picture below.

Wanna see my busted open head? I know you do.

If you don't here's your warning.....

Ok here it goes.

Ok so I know what you're thinking. It looks small. Yeah okay, I'd agree with that. But.

But!

It's gotta be a deep wound because the damn thing is still killing my WHOLE head three days later.

And yes, I took a picture of it...because I guess I really am a bit of a klutz.

*Some genius left open the cabinet above the potty a couple of inches. The corners are sharp on those cabinets too.

I can't believe I just posted this.