Working with kids infants, I find myself sounding like a broken record. Everyone knows, consistency is key. So, I thought it would be funny to post a few of the phrases that I say probably 628 times a day.
You should know that the oldest kid in our class is 11 months, and the youngest just turned 5 months. There are 5 kids in our class, and two teachers.
Things I say to them:
I need some space please.
You just finished eating, please give the table some space.
J, M doesn't like it when you pull her hair bow out. Please give her body some space.
Would you like some milk?
You're resting.
I'm going to help you get a clean diaper.
I need some space please.
Your friends are sleeping. Please give them some space.
Let's go wash your hands.
Two feet stay on the floor, that's not safe.
When you throw you're plate on the ground, that shows me that you are all done.
That's K's work. Please go find another work. (This always refers to either a wooden maraca or the one and only-plastic banana).
J, please don't climb on S's back. He's not a dog. He is telling you that he needs space please.
I hear you M (while she's crying) you're safe.
I need some space please.
Please hold onto the bar (while stand up diapering).
Please don't wipe your nose on my pants/shirt/arm/leg/foot/sock.
It sounds/looks like your gums might be bothering you, would you like a teether?
You can do it.
Things I say to E, my co-worker life-saver:
F spit up again and it's in her ear.
I just stepped in another wet spot.
Could you turn the fan on?
Just hide the banana.
Did she really just say/do/look like that?
I'm not cleaning the outside work AGAIN!
OMG is it 1 yet? I'm so hungry.
Why can't anyone close a door quietly?!
Was he/she just wet?
Can you see a clock from there?
Why is SHE/HE CRYING still/again?!
So yeah, that's happening. EVERY. DAY. And, I'm sure there are some that I left out.